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Don't hollo!
'Tis only a knife,
You never stuck a pig
So easy in your life.

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To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news;
But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed!


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My voice is so fine,
And so charming the tune,
I expect for to sing at
The opera soon.

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To see a man get a boat, is no news;
But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed!


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If I once get my legs in