Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, October 24, 1917 by Various
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MARIANA IN WAR-TIME. This tedious and important War Has altered much that went before, But did you hear about the change At _Mariana's_ Moated Grange? You all of you will recollect The gross condition of neglect In which the place appeared to be, And _Mariana's_ apathy, Her idleness, her want of tone, Her--well, her absence of backbone. Her relatives, no doubt, had tried To single out the brighter side, Had scolded her about the moss And only made her extra cross. But when the War had really come At once the place began to hum, And _Mariana's_, bless her heart! She threw herself into the part Of cooking for the V.A.D. And wholly lost her lethargy. She sent her gardeners off pell-mell (They hadn't kept the gardens well), And got a lady-gardener in Who didn't cost her half the tin, And who, before she'd been a day, |
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