Fun and Nonsense by Willard Bonte
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page 7 of 10 (70%)
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To old Mr. Squash,
"Do you think Mr. Corn overhears What we say when we talk Of his self-conscious stalk, And his moving Miss Melon to tears?" "I cannot decide," Mr. Squash then replied, "But I've had my suspicions for years; Because he's so tall He can lean over all; Then look at the size of his ears." [Illustration: Overheard in the Corn-field] TWINS "There go the Scissor twins. Cutting as ever. Some think them sharp. But few think them clever." [Illustration: Twins] |
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