PATLANDER.

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[Illustration: RECONSTRUCTION SHOCKS.

_Pianist (accompanying celebrated prima donna at classical concert
after three years of sing-songs in Army huts)_. "NOW THEN, BOYS! DROWN
HER WELL IN THE CHORUS!"]

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COMMERCIAL CANDOUR.

"The post-war ---- will be the one car from which the owner with
moderate ideas can obtain the minimum amount of genuine pleasure
and satisfaction."--_Advt. in Trade Paper_.

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From an account of a film-drama:--

"Horrified at his pseudanimity she agrees to the
deception,"--_Provincial Paper_.

It sounds rather pusillonymous.

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