Comic History of England by Bill Nye
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the critic.)
He preferred literature to the plaudits of the nobility and the sedentary life on a big white-oak throne. On the night before his coronation his pillow was wet with tears. And in the midst of it all here came the Danes wearing heavy woollen clothes and introducing their justly celebrated style of honest sweat. Alfred fought as many as eight battles with them in one year. They agreed at last to accept such portions of the country as were assigned them, but they were never known to abide by any treaty, and they put the red man of America to shame as prevaricators. Thus, by 878, the wretched Saxons were at their wit's end, and have never been able to take a joke since at less than thirty days. Some fled to Wales and perished miserably trying to pronounce the names of their new post-office addresses. [Illustration: ALFRED, DISGUISED AS A GLEEMAN, IS INTRODUCED TO GUTHRUN.] Here Alfred's true greatness stood him in good stead. He secured a number of reliable retainers and camped in the swamps of Somersetshire, where he made his head-quarters on account of its inaccessibility, and then he made raids on the Danes. Of course he had to live roughly, and must deny himself his upright piano for his country's good. In order to obtain a more thorough knowledge of the Danes and their |
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