Comic History of England by Bill Nye
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horns in spring, or moulting, it is said, was passed, but the English
historians are such great jokers that the writer has had much difficulty in culling the facts and eliminating the persiflage from these writings. Alfred the Great only survived his last victory over the Danes, at Kent, a few years, when he died greatly lamented. He was a brave soldier, a successful all-around monarch, and a progressive citizen in an age of beastly ignorance, crime, superstition, self-indulgence, and pathetic stupidity. [Illustration: ALFRED ESTABLISHED SCHOOLS.] He translated several books for the people, established or repaired the University of Oxford, and originated the idea, adopted by the Japanese a thousand years later, of borrowing the scholars of other nations, and cheerfully adopting the improvements of other countries, instead of following the hide-bound and stupid conservatism and ignorance bequeathed by father to son, as a result of blind and offensive pride, which is sometimes called patriotism. [Illustration: KING ALFRED TRANSLATED SEVERAL BOOKS.] CHAPTER V. THE TROUBLOUS MIDDLE AGES: DEMONSTRATING A SHORT REIGN FOR THOSE WHO TRAVEL AT A ROYAL GAIT. |
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