Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 15, 1917 by Various
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There was a French sailor there to whom I explained my need."
"How?" I asked, for I do not share Ernest's opinion of his mastery of the French language, but he ignored this. "It was dark down there," he went on, "too dark for him to see that I was in a private's uniform, so I put on a bit of side and he took me for an officer." "A French officer?" "Very likely. Anyway he found me a beautiful cabin with a lovely couch in it all covered with plush. You would have thought I should want nothing but to be left to sleep; but no, I saw that the officer in the next cabin had a candle, and there was no candle for me. Instantly my worst instincts were aroused. I felt I was being put upon. I demanded a candle. The sailor declared there wasn't one left." "You're sure he understood what you were asking for?" "Yes, I know that candle is boogy, thank you. I argued with him for ten minutes and then turned in, grumbling. Queer, wasn't it?" "Yes," I said. I sat there for a while, thinking over Ernest's story, which had, it seemed to me, something of the tract about it. Later the midges began to attack us. |
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