Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 15, 1917 by Various
page 52 of 61 (85%)
page 52 of 61 (85%)
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At that time duelling was still prevalent, and it was not many days
before the editorial sanctum of _The Tribune_ was honoured by the visit of two officers in full-dress uniform. The eventual outcome of their visit was that Mr. McTavish found himself pledged to fight a duel with a man who was, among other things, a first-class pistol shot and exceptionally expert with the "florette," all of which McTavish was not. The affair looked particularly unpleasant--to McTavish, who was short, fat, and by no means young. But the dignity of the foreign population as represented by the editor of _The Killemalivo Tribune_ must of necessity be upheld. Faced by this quite unusual difficulty, McTavish bethought him of his old and tried friend, General O'Flynnone, an Irish-American of many years' residence in the Latin Americas. No one seemed to know his real name, and the title of General had come to him from his last place. The General was delighted at the turn of events, agreed to be McTavish's second, and promised to get him through the affair with a whole skin and no loss of honour. As the challenged party McTavish had choice of weapons, which was the crux of the situation, as the General pointed out. Among the Killemalivo aristocracy the favourite weapons were the duelling pistol and the "florette," or rapier. The "pelado," or lower orders, preferred the "lingua de vaca," which means literally "cow's tongue," a nasty-looking knife of no mean proportions. |
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