Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 01, April 2, 1870 by Various
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for.--_Public at Large_.
* * * * * A Walking Fish. The Walk in life of Mr. Secretary of State FISH, considering him as a private individual, has hitherto been irreproachable. Nevertheless, his walk might be much improved by President GRANT, if the latter would only teach him to Walk Spanish. * * * * * "Hole-in-the-Day." It is stated, though on what authority we are unable to say, that the Philadelphia _Day_ is printed on straw paper made from the surplus straw-hats that formed an item of a notorious government contract negotiated during the war. * * * * * [Illustration: MESMERISM IN WALL STREET. _First Lady Broker, (entrancing subject.)_ "THERE, I'VE GOT HIM TO THE POINT NOW. TAKE HIM AT HIS WORD, QUICK." _Commodore V-nd-rb-lt, (murmurs.)_ "SELL ME ONE THOUSAND SHARES CENTRAL." |
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