The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction - Volume 14, No. 379, July 4, 1829 by Various
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jumps a lion, and at you!
_Odoherty_.--The Links--oh! James, you are no Polyglott. _Tickler_.--I don't wish to insinuate that I should like to be eaten, either by lion or shepherd, but I confess that I consider that the new drop would be a worse fate than either. _North_.--Quite mistaken--the drop's a trifle. _Moses Edrehi_.--Ja whöl, Milord. _Shepherd_.--As to being hangit, why, that's a matter that happens to mony a deacent man, and it's but a spurl or tway, and a gaspin gurble, an' ae stour heave, and a's ower; ye're dead ere a body's weel certified that the board's awa' from behind you--and the night-cap's a great blessing, baith to you and the company. The gilliteen again, I'm tauld its just perfectly ridiculous how soon that does it's turn. Up ye come, and tway chiels ram your head into a shottle in a door like, and your hands are clasped ahint ye, and swee gangs the door, and you upset headforemost, and in below the axe, and hangie just taps you on the neck to see that it's in the richt nick, and whirr, whirr, whirr, touch the spring, and down comes the thundering edge, loaded with at least a hunder weight o' lead--your head's aff like a sybo--Tuts, that's naething--onybody might mak up their mind to be justified on the gilliteen. _Odoherty_.--The old Dutch way--the broadsword--is, after all, the best; by much the easiest and the genteelest. You are seated in a most comfortable arm-chair with a silk handkerchief over your eyes--they read |
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