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The young lady who, on receiving a proposal of marriage over the
telephone last week, replied, "Yes, who's speaking?" turns out to be
an ex-typist recently demobilised from the Air Ministry.

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It is interesting to note that to-day is the anniversary of the day
that was not a Flag-day last year.

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ANOTHER SEX-PROBLEM.

"Information Wanted as to the whereabouts of James ---- (née Liza
----), ship agent. Last heard of 30 years ago."--_Glasgow Paper_.

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THE PRELIMINARY DOVE: ITS PROSPECTS.

Within a little week or two,
So all our sanguine prints declare,
The Dove (or Bird of Peace) is due
To spread its wings and take the air,
Like Mr. THOMAS when he flew
Across the firmamental blue
To join the PREMIER in communion
Touching the Railway Workers' Union.