The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction - Volume 13, No. 359, March 7, 1829 by Various
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fat--his eyes overhung with turgid and most majestic lids, and his chin
double, triple, ay quadruple. As for his mouth-- "It was enough to win a lady's heart With its bewitching smile." Onward came the moving mountain--shaking the floor beneath his tread, filling a tithe of the room with his bulk, and blackening every object with his portentous shadow. I was amazed--I was confounded--I was horrified. Not so Julia and her aunt, who, far from participating in my perturbed emotions, got up from their seats, smiled with a welcoming nod, and requested him to sit down. "Glad to see you, Mr. Tims," said Julia. "Glad to see you, Mr. Tims," said her aunt. "Mr. Tims!" Gracious heavens, and was this the name of the mighty entrant? Tims! Tims! Tims!--the thing was impossible. A man with such a name should be able to go into a nut-shell; and here was one that the womb of a mountain could scarcely contain! Had he been called Sir Bullion O'Dunder, Sir Theodosius M'Turk, Sir Rugantino Magnificus, Sir Blunderbuss Blarney, or some other high-sounding name, I should have been perfectly satisfied. But to be called _Tims_! Upon my honour, I was shocked to hear it. Mr. Tims sat him down upon the great elbow-chair, for he was a friend, it seems, of the family--a _weighty_ one assuredly; but one whose acquaintanceship they were all glad to court. The ladies, in truth, seemed much taken with his society. They put fifty questions to him about the |
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