careful, one by one?"

HEZEKIAH'S ART,
"I swan, he did look like a daisy!"

THE SCHOOL-COMMITTEE MAN,
"'And with--ahem--er--as I said before.'"

WHEN THE MINISTER COMES TO TEA,
"He sets and says it's lovely."

THE VILLAGE ORACLE,
"'Well now, I vum! I know, by gum!
I'm right because I _be_!'"

THE BALLAD OF MCCARTY'S TROMBONE,
"'By--Killarney's--lakes--and--fells,
Toot--tetoot toot--toot--toot--dells!'"

His NEW BROTHER,
"Why'd they buy a baby brother,
When they know I'd _good_ deal ruther
Have a dog?"

A COLLEGE TRAINING,
"'That was jolly, Guv'nor, now we'll practice every day.'"

A THANKSGIVING DREAM,
"He stood up on his drumsticks."