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We wish Russia wouldn't wash her dirty LENIN in public.

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[Illustration: DAVID IN RHONDDALAND.

DAVID. "I'M OFTEN AWAY FROM HOME. HOW DO I GET SUGAR?"

THE MAD GROCER. "YOU DON'T; YOU FILL UP A FORM."

DAVID. "BUT I _HAVE_ FILLED UP A FORM."

THE MAD GROCER. "THEN YOU FILL UP ANOTHER FORM."]

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[Illustration: _Friend_ (_to Cinema Commissionaire, who has received
notice_). "I'M SERPRISED YOU'RE LEAVIN'. I THOUGHT YOU WAS A FIXTURE
'ERE."

_Commissionaire._ "IS ANYBODY A FIXTURE IN THESE TIMES? LOOK AT THE
TSAR OF RUSSIA, TINO, TIRPITZ, AND THE REST OF 'EM."]

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MILLIE AND THE "KAYSER."

Millie is a "daily help." Who it is that she helps--whether herself or