[Illustration: _Sub_ (_to A.P.M., who has severely censured him for
being without gloves, wearing collar of wrong colour, etc._). "OH, BY
THE BY, SIR, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE WAY I DO MY HAIR?"]

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"THE AUTUMN MEETING of the WISBECH LOCAL PEACE ASSOCIATION will be
held on WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 1917.

"Being full moon, a good attendance is expected."--_Isle of
Ely Advertiser_.

The Gothas would see that it was a peace-meeting and leave it alone.

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"The tanks crossed the deep gulf of the Hindenburg main line,
pitching nose downwards as they drew their long bodies over
the parapets and rearing up again with their long forward
reach of body and heaving themselves on to the German paradise
beyond."--_Yorkshire Evening Post_.

That is not what the Germans called it.

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"IF CAMBRIA FALLS--

"The possibilities in the New Battle."--_Dublin Evening Herald_.