Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, December 5, 1917 by Various
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WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY MUCH LOUDER."]
* * * * * MARGARINE. A HOUSEKEEPER'S PALINODE. MARGARINE--the prefix "oleo-" Latterly has been effaced, Though no doubt in many a folio Of the grocer's ledger traced-- Once I arrogantly rated You below the cheapest lard; Once your "g" enunciated, With pedantic rigour, hard. How your elements were blended Naught I knew; but wild surmise Hinted horrors that offended Squeamish and fastidious eyes. Now this view, unjust, unfounded, I recant with deep remorse, Knowing you are not compounded From the carcase of the horse. Still with glances far from genial I beheld you, margarine, |
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