Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 30, 1919 by Various
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_Tasmanian Paper._ The snake may be fairly said to have done his bit. * * * * * PEACE AT THE SEASIDE. [The public are being passionately warned against the threatened crush at watering-places in August of this year of Peace.] Stoutly we bore with April's icy blizzards; "The worst of Spring," we said, "will soon be through; Summer is bound to come and warm our gizzards And we shall gambol by the briny blue." But even as we put the annual question, "Where shall we water? on what golden strand?" Warnings appear of terrible congestion, Of lodgers countless as the local sand. Lucky the man, the hardened strap-suspender, Who with a first-class ticket, there and back, Finds a precarious seat upon the tender, A rocky berth upon the baggage-rack. Should he arrive, the breath of life still in him, His face will be repulsed from door to door; He'll get no lodging, not the very minim, |
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