pre-Raphaelites) took a perfectly correct view of his correspondence ...
but then _he_ Never had a letter-box which went

_Flipperty-flipperty-flipperty-flipperty-flipperty-flipperty-flipperty-
flipperty-flipperty-flipperty--FLOP._

A.A.M.

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THE H.D. AND Q. DEPARTMENT.

"Major-General F.G. Bond is gazetted Director of Quartering at the
War Office."

Pacifists beware!

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"DIRTY WORK AT DOWNING STREET. BY HORATIO BOTTOMLEY."

_John Bull._

They shouldn't have let him in.

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[Illustration: _Officer._ "WHY WERE YOU NOT AT ROLL-CALL LAST NIGHT?"

_Defaulter._ "WELL, SIR, WITH THIS 'ERE CAMP CAMOUFLAGED SO MUCH, I