Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, December 12, 1917 by Various
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Five minutes later he rejoined me, carrying two sets of clubs. "Hallo!" he remarked in surprise. "I didn't know you'd brought your family. Introduce me." "Mabel," I said, "and Lucy--our caddies." "Girls?" "They have that appearance. Why not?" "They'll cramp my style horribly; I like to be free." "Can't you be free in French for once?" "Most unsatisfying. Why didn't you get boys?" "The caddy-master says (a) girls are better; (b) he has no boys; (c) all the boys he has are booked by plutocrats with season tickets." "Oh, all right. Here are your clubs--the pro. gave me the only two sets he had available. You're a bit taller than I am, so I've given you the long ones." I looked at them critically. "Doesn't a pair of stilts go with them?" I asked. "Well, mine are worse. Just a bundle of toothpicks. Here, catch hold, |
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