Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, October 31, 1917 by Various
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_sports_; what time is your _high jump_?" he added, nodding and
winking knowingly. "Well, what time's the circus? When do you start for Berlin?" "I say, Possum, are you all right, old chap?" said a voice full of concern. A crop of full-bodied beads appeared on the Brigade Major's brow. His right hand was paralysed by the unceasing grip of the receiver. There was a strained look in his eyes as of a man watching for the ration-party. "S-something," he said, calmly and surely mastering his fate--"s-something is happening to-night." "You're a cheery sort of bloke, aren't you?" "Good God, are you cracked or what? There's a--" "Careful, careful!" called the General from his comfortable chair in the other room. "O-oh!" sang the mosquito voice, "_now_ I know what you mean. You want to know what time our--er--ha! ha! you know--the--er--don't you?" "The--ha! ha! yes"--they leered frightfully at each other; it was a horrible spectacle. No one would think that Possum had so much latent evil in him. "We sent you the time mid-day." |
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