"That's all right, Miss. There's nothing more to put except my name,
if you'll just say, "Good-bye, dear wife, hoping this finds you well
as it leaves me at present."

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FAIR WARNING.

"A POPULAR CONCERT WILL BE HELL IN THE PORTEOUS HALL, On
Friday, 2nd November."--_Scotch Paper_.

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CURRAGH MEETING.

Judea . . . . . . . . . . . E.M. Quirke 1
Elfterion . . . . . . . . . . . M. Wing 2
Tut Ttlddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aY
Tut Tut . . . . . . . . . . . . J. Dines 3

_Provincial Paper_.

From which it is to be inferred
The angry printer backed the third.

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[Illustration: "WELL, UPON MY WORD! AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE I HAD TO GET
A QUARTER OF A POUND OF BUTTER, THE COOK'S SENT UP MARGARINE. I SHOULD