Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock
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Or at times he would say to his father, "Boob (Russian
for father), what is three times six?" But his father didn't know. Each year Serge grew. Life began to perplex the boy. He couldn't understand it. No one could tell him anything. Sometimes he would talk with Itch, the serving man. "Itch," he asked, "what is morality?" But Itch didn't know. In his simple life he had never heard of it. At times people came to the house--Snip, the schoolmaster, who could read and write, and Cinch, the harness maker, who made harness. Once there came Popoff, the inspector of police, in his blue coat with fur on it. He stood in front of the fire writing down the names of all the people in the house. And when he came to Itch, Serge noticed how Itch trembled and cowered before Popoff, cringing as he brought a three-legged stool and saying, "Sit near the fire, little father; it is cold." Popoff laughed and said, "Cold as Siberia, is it not, little brother?" Then he said, "Bare me your arm to the elbow, and let me see if our mark is on it still." And Itch raised his sleeve to the elbow and Serge saw that there was a mark upon it burnt deep and black. |
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