Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock
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The man was entirely bald. "Ha!" said the great detective without a moment of hesitation. "He has committed not one murder but about a million." (II) A COMPRESSED OLD ENGLISH NOVEL SWEARWORD THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE CHAPTER ONE AND ONLY "Ods bodikins!" exclaimed Swearword the Saxon, wiping his mailed brow with his iron hand, "a fair morn withal! Methinks twert lithlier to rest me in yon glade than to foray me forth in yon fray! Twert it not?" But there happened to be a real Anglo-Saxon standing by. "Where in heaven's name," he said in sudden passion, "did you get that line of English?" "Churl!" said Swearword, "it is Anglo-Saxon." "You're a liar!" shouted the Saxon, "it is not. It is Harvard College, Sophomore Year, Option No. 6." |
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