[_Eats some of the stew and dies._

_General._ Conscience hath claimed her toll and is content.
We'll go inspect another regiment.

CURTAIN.

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A member of the Chancery Bar consults us on the following point: "I
was awakened," he says, "by my dog during a recent air-raid. He was so
annoyed that he consumed the whole of _Lewin on Trusts_ and commenced
_Tudor on Wills_, and is now suffering from severe indigestion. Have I
or has the dog any equitable remedy?"

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[Illustration: TERRORS OF THE SCOTTISH LANGUAGE.

_Housemaid in Glasgow Hotel_. "YE CANNA GANG TO THE BATHROOM THE NOO."

_Sassenach_. "WHY NOT?"

_Housemaid_. "THERE'S A BODY IN THE BATH."]

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THE NEW MRS. MARKHAM.

IV.