What the manager will decide cannot yet be stated, for the week has
not expired.

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[Illustration: _First Mite_. "AIN'T 'E JUST LIKE THE PICTURES, LIZ? I
BETCHER 'E'S A COWBOY."

_Second ditto_. "GARN! 'E'S ONLY A SOLDIER."]

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[Illustration: HUMOURS OF A REMOUNT CAMP.

_Staff Officer_. "I RODE THIS HORSE YOU SENT ME ON TUESDAY AND HE WAS
ALL RIGHT. BUT WHEN I RODE HIM ON WEDNESDAY HE WAS MUCH TOO FRISKY."

_Remount Officer_. "WELL, WHY NOT RIDE HIM ONLY ON TUESDAYS?"]

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"GOOSE.--Remembrance and many thanks for war dividends."--_Daily
Telegraph_.

This is the best it can do under present conditions. Golden eggs are
"off."

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"It was Tennyson who told us that there are 'books in running