Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 2, 1919 by Various
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page 6 of 61 (09%)
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A defendant in a County Court case heard in London last week stated in his evidence that two of his daughters were working and the other was a typist at the Peace Conference. * * * * * [Illustration: "HOW PLEASANT IT IS, MY DEAR HORACE, TO PLAY WITH ONE'S TOYS WITHOUT INCURRING THE RISK OF HAVING ONE'S ENJOYMENT MARRED BY THE TRAGIC DISCOVERY OF THEIR TEUTONIC ORIGIN!"] * * * * * COMMERCIAL CANDOUR. From a placard in a shop-window:-- "Do you buy Tea, or do you buy _our_ Tea?" * * * * * "Should a customer cut his hair and shave at the same time, the price will be one shilling."--_Advt. in "Daily Gleaner" (Jamaica)_. Not a bit too much for such ambidexterity. * * * * * THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. |
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