Leading doctors on this vital question;
But they think I'll have to be trepanned
If I wish effectively to modify
the structure of my pineal gland
Or of my pituitary body.

MORAL.

_'Gin pituitary bodies,
With awakened eye,
Meet with humble hoddy-doddies--
Smaller human fry--
Cries and kissing both are missing
When they're passing by,
And the astral demi-god is
Comin' thro' the rye_.

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"Repeated charges by Turkish cavalry resulted in only a slight
gain of ground at the expense of heavy osses."--_Daily News_.

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