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[Illustration: _Profiteer_. "VELL, 'ERE'TH ANOTHER PENNY FOR LOOKIN'
THO MITHERABLE!"]

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From a church notice-board:--

Matins.--Hymn 43:

'Great God, what do I see and hear?'
Preacher, Rev. Dr. ----.

Hymn 45:
'Hark! an awful voice is sounding.'

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[Illustration: THE DEDUCTIVE MIND.

_Permanent Base Man_ (_in charge of incinerator, to Sanitary
Inspector_.) "YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM ME, CORPORAL, SOME BLIGHTER'S BEEN
PUTTING BOMBS IN THIS INSINUATOR."]

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TRENCH COATS.