_Wife_. "WELL, DON'T LET THE CAT OUT."]

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If TROTSKY is the Enver Pasha of Russia, ENVER PASHA may be described
as the Turkey Trotzky.

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OUR POPULAR EDUCATORS.

A recent article in _The Daily Mail_ began, "Jerusalem, the famous
city of the Bible..."

There is nothing like taking precautions not to talk over the heads of
your readers. We offer a few suggestions on similar lines:--

"Germany, the powerful enemy against whom we are contending in the
present War (1914 onwards)..."

"SHAKSPEARE, the immortal author of _Hamlet_ (the tragedy)..."

"'Blighty', the British soldier's name for England..."

"MOSES, the distinguished lawgiver and prophet..."

"The GERMAN CROWN PRINCE, eldest son of KAISER WILHELM II..."

"EVE, the heroine of the Garden of Eden story..."