Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, June 11, 1919 by Various
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ROLLO, first Duke of Normandy, hung his golden chain on a sign-post for
a whole year without having it stolen." "Tha-at ud be afore we brought our Chinese Labour gang felling timber," he said firmly; "I wudden give it five minutes now." "I understand, too, that there is a historic ruin hereabouts." "Theer was," he said; "but he's in hospital." "What do you mean?" "Ratty Beslow; my owd colleague an' sparring pardner. It's 'im you weer talking of, ain't it?" "It wasn't; but I'm interested in him," I said, sitting down on a pile of logs. "How did he get to hospital?" "Through a mistake in Nacheral 'Istory. You see, me an' Ratty had been in th' War a goodish time an' ha-ad lost our o-riginal ferociousness. So they put us to this Chink Labour gang for a rest-cure. Likewise Ratty 'ad got too fa-amous as a timber-scrounger oop th' line, and it was thought that if 'e was left in th' middle of a forest, wheer it didn't matter a dang if he scrounged wood fra' revally to tattoo, it might reform him. But it was deadly dull. We tried a sweepstake f'r th' one as could recognise most Chinks at sight, and a raffle for who could guess how many trees in a circle; but there wasn't much spice in it. So at last Ratty suggested we should try a bit o' poaching. "'Ah doan't know th' first thing about it,' I says; 'Ah'm town bred. |
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