home.

A longer and more detailed article on "How to Choose a Stunter," by the
Bishop of Solder and Man, with which is incorporated "A Few Hints on
Banking for Beginners," by Sir JOHN BRADBURY, will appear in next week's
issue.

[This is the first I have heard of it.--ED.]

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From a Menu:--

"Special this day: Boiled Rabbi and Pork."

A clear case of adding insult to injury.

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[Illustration: UNDER THE SHADOW OF THE DERBY.

_Nurse_. "PLEASE IS THIS THE WAY TO THE GRAND PARADE?"

_Soured Spinster_. "DON'T MENTION THE HORRID THING, YOUNG WOMAN, AND ME
WITH HALF-A-MONTH'S PENSION ON THE PANTHER."]

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BALLADE OF APPROACHING BALDNESS.