Book-bot.com - read famous books online for free

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, July 25, 1917 by Various
page 34 of 56 (60%)

A correspondent, writing upon House of Commons' notepaper, assures us
that the above passage is a gross exaggeration.

* * * * *

"Charlie D. (Westminster).--We answer you in the words of
Cassius, 'A plague of both your houses.'"--_Town Topics_.

Were not the words those of _Mercutio_ when he had failed to set up a
Business Government in Verona?

* * * * *

"Apply weed-killers to garden walks and drives, using every
precaution against domestic fowls and other bird-eating
worms."--_Irish Gardening_.

Very careless of St. Patrick to leave these ornithophagous reptiles at
large.

* * * * *

"Wanted, Few Men to travel with Hobby Horses.--Apply Murphy's
Steam Galloping Horses, Abbeyleix, Queen's Co."--_Irish
Independent_.

Now we understand Mr. Ginnell's sudden decision to quit Westminster.

* * * * *
DigitalOcean Referral Badge