Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, July 5, 1890 by Various
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himself to the business on any terms, and bolts on principle; while
the rider of the black horse remains in stationary meditation_.) Go on--that black horse--go on! (_The chestnut is at length brought up to the scratch snorting, but again flinches, and retires with his rider_.) _The Crowd_ (_to rider of black horse_). Go on, now's your chance! 'It him! (_The recipient of these counsels pursues his antagonist, and belabours him and his horse with impartial good-will until separated by the Umpires, who examine the chalk-marks with a professional scrutiny._) _The Judge_. Here, you on the black horse, you mustn't hit that other horse about the head. (_The man addressed appears rebuked and surprised under his black-wired visor; The Judge, reassuringly_.) It's all _right_, you know; only, don't do it again, that's all! (_The Combatant sits up again._) _The Gushing Lady_. Oh, I can't bear to look on, really. I'm _sure_ they oughtn't to hit so hard--_how_ their poor dear heads must ache! Isn't that chestnut a _duck_? I'm sure he's trying to save his master from getting hurt--they're such sensible creatures, horses are! (_Artillery teams drive in, and gallop between the posts; the Crowd going frantic with delight when the posts remain upright, and roaring with laughter when one is knocked over_.) DURING THE MUSICAL RIDE. _The Gushing Lady_. Oh, they're simply too _sweet_! how those horses are enjoying it--aren't they pets? and how perfectly they keep step |
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