Barks and Purrs by Colette
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Literally's the word. You have _active_ indigestion. KIKI-THE-DEMURE Yes, the whole house is affected by it. From the very first qualms I'm in terrible distress; the earth gives way under me, my eyes dilate, I hurriedly swallow quantities of salty saliva; involuntary, ventriloquial cries escape me, my sides bulge out-- TOBY-DOG, (_disgusted_) I say, if it's all the same to you, tell me the rest after dinner. KIKI-THE-DEMURE I'm hungry. Where can He be? TOBY-DOG He's there, in his study, scratching paper. KIKI-THE-DEMURE He's always doing that. It's a game. Two-Paws play at the same thing for hours and hours. I've often tried to scratch paper gently, as He does, but the pleasure doesn't last long. I prefer newspapers torn into shreds that rustle and fly ... There is a little pot of dark-violet, muddy water on his table. I never sniff it without horror, since the day a rather foolish curiosity made me dip my paw into it. This very paw, so |
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