The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces by John Kendrick Bangs
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Yardsley. A wha--a--at?
Perkins. Hundred. Barlow. Well you are a--a--good fellow. It's a pretty wheel, anyhow. Eh, Bob? Yardsley. Simple beauty. Is she pumped up? Perkins. Beg your pardon? Yardsley. Pumped up, tires full and tight--ready for action--support an elephant? Perkins. Guess so--my--I mean, the agent said it was perfect. Yardsley. Extra nuts? Perkins. What? Yardsley. Extra nuts--nuts extra. Suppose you lose a nut, and your pedal comes off; what you going to do--get a tow? Barlow. Guess Perkins thinks this is like going to sleep. Perkins. I don't know anything about it. What I'm after is information; only, I give you warning, I will not ride so as to get round shoulders. Yardsley. Then where's your wrench? Screw up your bar, hoist your |
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