The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces by John Kendrick Bangs
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know as soon as Emma arrives, will you?
Mrs. Perkins. Yes--we will. [They go out. As they disappear through the door Thaddeus groans aloud. Mrs. Perkins. Why--what is the matter, dear? Are you hurt? Perkins. Oh no--not at all, my love. I was only thinking of Mr. Jarley's indignation to-morrow when he sees the hole I made in his curb-stone with my ankle--oh!--ow!--and as for my back, while I don't think the whole spine is gone, I shouldn't be surprised if it had come through in sections. Mrs. Perkins. Why, you poor thing--why didn't you say-- Perkins (savagely). Why didn't I say? My heavens, Bess, what did you think I wanted the Pond's Extract for--to drink, or to water the street with? O Lord! (holding up his arm). There aren't any ribs sticking out, are there? Barlow (outside). The other way--there--that's it--you've got it. Bradley (outside). Why, it _is_ easy, isn't it? Perkins (scornfully). Easy! That fellow'd find comfort in-- Barlow (outside). Now you're off--not too fast. |
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