The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces by John Kendrick Bangs
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Perkins (with dignity). They make wheels. The man who owns the
company is named Czar. I refer to him as my agent, because from the moment he learned I thought of buying a wheel he came and lived with me. I couldn't get rid of him, and finally in self-defence I bought this wheel. It was the only way I could get rid of him. Bradley. Aha! That's the milk in the cocoanut. eh? Hadn't force of mind to get rid of the agent. Couldn't say no. Humph! I wondered why you, a man of sense, a man of dignity, a gentleman, should take up with this-- Perkins (angrily). See here, Brad, I like you very much, but I must say-- Mrs. Perkins (foreseeing a quarrel). Thaddeus! 'Sh! Ah, by-the- way, Mr. Bradley, where is Emma this evening? I never knew you to be separated before. Bradley (sorrowfully). This is the first time, Mrs. Perkins. Fact is, we'd intended calling on you to-night, and I dressed as you see me. Emma was in proper garb too, but when she saw what a beautiful night it was, she told me to go ahead, and she--By Jove! it almost makes me weep! Perkins. She wasn't taken ill? Bradley. No--worse. She said: "You go down on the ' L.' I'll bike. It's such a splendid night." Fine piece of business this! To have a bicycle come between man and wife is a pretty hard fate, I think--for the one who doesn't ride. |
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