The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces by John Kendrick Bangs
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Mrs. Perkins. Maybe that is she now. Go and see, will you,
Thaddeus? [Exit Perkins. Perkins (without), That you, Mrs. Bradley? [Mrs. Perkins and Bradley listen intently. Two Male Voices. No; it's us, Perk. Got your wheel? Bradley and Mrs. Perkins. Where can she be? Enter Perkins with Barlow and Yardsley. They both greet Mrs. Perkins. Yardsley. Hullo, Brad! You going to have a lesson too? Barlow. Dressed for it, aren't you, by Jove! Nothing like a dinner coat for a bicycle ride. Your coat-tails don't catch in the gear. Bradley (severely). I haven't taken it up--fact is, I don't care for fads. Have you seen my wife? Yardsley. Yes--saw her the other night at the academy. Rides mighty well, too, Brad. Don't wonder you don't take it up. Contrast, you know--eh, Perk? Fearful thing for a man to have the world see how much smarter his wife is than he is. Perkins (turning to his wheel). Bradley's a little worried about the non-arrival of Mrs. Bradley. She was coming here on her wheel, and |
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