Between You and Me by Sir Harry Lauder
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been. He was the bravest man alive, to hear him tell it.
They were askin' me to sing one day, and I was ready to oblige, when Jock started. "Bide a wee, Harry, man," he said, "while I'll be tellin' ye of a thing that happened to me on the veldt in America once." "The veldt's in South Africa, Jock," someone said, slyly. "No, no--it's the Rocky Mountains you're meaning. They're in South Africa--I climbed three of them there in a day, once. Weel, I was going to tell ye of this time when we were hunting gold----" And he went on, to spin a yarn that would have made Ananias himself blush. When he was done it was time to gang back to work, and my song not sung! I'd a new chorus I was wanting them to hear, too, and I was angry with puir Jock--more shame to me! And so I resolved to see if he was as brave as he was always saying. I'm ashamed of this, mind ye-- I'm admitting it. So, next day, at piece time, I didn't join the crowd that went to the auld cabin. Instead I did without my bread and cheese and my cold tea-- and, man, I'm tellin' ye it means a lot for Harry to forego his victuals!--and went quickly along to the face where Jock was working. It happened that he was at work there alone that day, so I was able to make my plans against his coming back, and be sure it wouldna be spoiled. I had a mask and an old white sheet. On the mask I'd painted eyes with phosphorus, and I put it on, and draped the sheet over my shoulders. When Jock came along I rose up, slowly, and made some very |
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