Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, July 12, 1890 by Various
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page 7 of 52 (13%)
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_A Father_ (_to intelligent Small Boy, in rear of Nervous Sportsman_).
No, I ain't seen him 'it anything _yet_, my son; but you _watch_. That's a rabbit he's aiming at now.... Ah, _missed_ him! _Small Boy_. 'Ow d'yer _know_ what the gentleman's a-aiming at, eh, Father? _Father_. 'Ow? Why, you notice which way he points his gun. [The N.S. fires again--without results. _Small Boy_. I sor that time, Father. He was a-aiming at one o' them ducks, an' he missed a rabbit! [The N.S. gives it up in disgust. _Enter a small party of 'Arries in high spirits._ _First 'Arry_. 'Ullo! _I_'m on to this. 'Ere, Guv'nor, 'and us a gun. _I_'ll show yer 'ow to shoot! [He takes up his position, in happy unconsciousness that playful companions have decorated his coat-collar behind with a long piece of white paper. _Second 'Arry._ Go in, JIM! You got yer markin'-paper ready, anyhow. [Delighted guffaws from the other 'Arries, in which JIM joins vaguely. _Third 'Arry_. I'll lay you can't knock a rabbit down! |
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