Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919 by Various
page 11 of 61 (18%)
page 11 of 61 (18%)
![]() | ![]() |
|
"She's red-'ot," said the child, and I believed him. From the kettle arrangement in the bows came the sound of hot water singing merrily, while from the spout steam issued hissing. The tin trunk, in which lurks the clockwork, emitted dense volumes of petrol-perfumed smoke from every chink. The child climbed across me and, dropping overboard, opened the lid and crawled inside. I lit a pipe and perused the current "_La Vie Parisienne_." The clockwork roared and raged and exploded with the sharp detonations of a machine-gun. Sounds of violent coughing and tinkering came from the bowels of the trunk, telling that the child was still alive and busy. Presently he emerged to breathe and wipe the oil off his nose. "Cylinder missin'," he announced. I was not in the least surprised. "Probably dropped off round that last bend," said I. "Very nearly did myself. How many have we got left?" He gaped, muttered something incoherent and plunged back into the trunk. The noise of coughing and tinkering redoubled. The smoke enveloped us in an evil-smelling fog. "Think she'll go now," said the child, emerging once more. He climbed back over me, grasped the helm and jerked a lever. The car gave a dreadful shudder, but there was no other movement. "What's the matter now?" I asked after he had made another trip to |
|