Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919 by Various
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(10) A mouse (defunct). (11) A second slip of paper. He grunted with satisfaction, replaced his treasures carefully in the pouches and handed the last-named item to me. It read to the effect that both he and his car were at my disposal for the day. I wriggled into a coat and followed him out to where his chariot awaited us. I never pretended to be a judge of motor vehicles, but it does not need an expert to detect a Drift when he sees one; they have a leggy, herring-gutted appearance all their own. Where it was not dented in it bulged out; most of those little knick-knacks that really nice cars have were missing, and its complexion had peeled off in erratic designs such as Royal Academicians used to smear on transports to make U-Boaters imagine they were seeing things they shouldn't and lead better lives. I did not like the looks of the thing from the first, and my early impressions did not improve when, as we bumped off the drive on to the _pavé_, the screen suddenly detached itself from its perch and flopped into our laps. However, the car put in some fast work between our château gates and the _estaminet_ of the "Rising Sun" (a distance of fully two hundred yards), and my hopes soared several points. From the _estaminet_ of the "Rising Sun" to the village of Bailleul-aux-Hondains the road wriggles down-hill in two sharp hair-pin bends. The car flung itself over the edge of the hill and plunged headlong for the first of these. |
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