Duty, and other Irish Comedies by Seumas O'Brien
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HEAD
An' a cold world too. I often feels cold on a summer day. MRS. COTTER That's too bad! Is there no cure for it? HEAD They say there's a cure for everything. MRS. COTTER I wonder if ye took a drop o' "Wise's" ten-year-old! It might help to warm ye, if ye sat be the fire up-stairs. HEAD (_brightening up_) Now, 'pon me word, but that's strange! I was just thinkin' o' the same thing meself. That's what's called telepattery or thought transference. MRS. COTTER Tella--what, Head? HEAD (_with confidence_) Telepattery, ma'am. 'Tis like this: I might be in America-- MRS. COTTER I wish you were-- HEAD (_with a look of surprise_) |
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