for the platform, and the Professor was carried shoulder-high round
the room.

The Jazz germ had been discovered at last.

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[Illustration: _Pekinese (who has been accidentally pushed into the
gutter by gigantic bloodhound)._ "AND YOU MAY THANK YOUR STARS I'VE
GOT A MUZZLE ON!"

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A FRIENDLY OFFER.

"A French Gentleman would like to make acquaintance with
and English one to improve the English language."--_French
Provincial Paper_.

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"Ste. Geneviève (422-572), born just outside Paris, spent a
long life in the city."--_Daily Paper._

Wherever it was spent, it was clearly a long life.

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"---- College is the chosen home, the favoured haunt
of educational success. Our staff is composed of lineal