Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 7, 1919. by Various
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nothing in particular over a good many chapters. We are halfway
through before _Derek_ takes the plunge, and then we find, him, not in the slums of some industrial quarter, but in Western Canada, where class distinctions are founded less on soap than on simoleons. At the end of the volume the War has "bruk out," and our hero, apart from having led a healthy outdoor life and chivalrously married and been left a widower by a pathetic child with consumption and no morals, is just about where he started. I say "at the end of the volume," for there I find a publisher's note to the effect that in consequence of the paper shortage the further adventures of our hero have been postponed to a subsequent volume. It is to be entitled _The Strong Hours_, and will doubtless provide a satisfactory _raison d'ĂȘtre_ for all the other people who did nothing in particular in Vol. I. * * * * * If you had numbered _Elizabeth_, the heroine of _A Maiden in Malaya_ (MELROSE), among your friends, I can fancy your calling upon her to "hear about her adventures in the East." I can see her delightedly telling you of the voyage, of the people she met on board (including the charming young man upon whom you would already have congratulated her), of how he and she bought curios at Port Said, of her arrival, of her sister's children and their quaint sayings, of Singapore and its sights, of Malaya and how she was taken to see the tapping on a rubber plantation--here I picture a gleam of revived interest, possibly financial in origin, appearing in your face--of the club, of dinner parties and a thousand other details, all highly entertaining to herself and involving a sufficiency of native words to impress the stay-at-home. And perhaps, just as you were considering your chance of an escape before tea, she would continue "and now I must tell you all |
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