A Sinn Fein M.P. has been recaptured at Finglas, co. Dublin. It would
be interesting to know why.

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The Board of Agriculture are of the opinion that rabies might be
spread by rats. In view of this there is some talk of calling upon
householders to muzzle their rats.

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According to a Sunday paper a husband recently stated that a former
lodger ran away with his wife. She was a German, and nobody can
understand why they ran.

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An anarchist arrested in Holland with a bomb in his possession
explained that it was for the ex-Kaiser. We have since been informed
that the retired monarch denies that he ever placed such an order with
the gentleman.

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A well-known golf club has recently engaged a totally deaf caddy. The
idea is to induce more clergymen to join the club.

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As no joke about the Isle of Wight Railway has appeared in any comic