Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 28, 1919 by Various
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Like many of our British birds, the sole speaker occasionally drops into English, or I should never have understood what was going on. He may be a blackbird or thrush, but I doubt it, because I know all _their_ remarks, while his are new to me. If A.A.M. heard them he would probably tell me they were those of a "Blackman's Warbler," and I should have believed him--once. Hardly now, after he has so airily exposed his title as an authority; but even as it is I should not dream of questioning his statement that "the egg of course is rather more speckled," because I can well believe that the egg this bird--whatever he is--came from was very badly speckled indeed. It seems that, some time ago--I can't say when exactly, but it was before I came down here--this unnatural son introduced to the parental abode (which I think is either No. 5 or No. 6 in a row of young chestnuts abutting on the high road) a rook of more than dubious reputation, whom he persuaded his unsuspecting sire to put up for the night. And there the rook has been ever since. As I said, I have neither heard nor seen him, but I'm positive he's _there_. I am unable to give the precise date on which he first led the conversation to the good old English game of "rigging the thimble"--that also was before I came. All I can state with certainty is that he interested his host in it so effectually that now the infatuated old fool is playing it all day long. This is evident from his son's conversation; during the pause which invariably precedes it I should undoubtedly hear the father-bird (if he would only speak up--which he doesn't) quavering, "I'm not sure, my boy, I'm not _sure_, but I've a notion that, _this_ time, he's left the pea under the _middle_ thimble--eh?" |
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