Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, September 27, 1890 by Various
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_The Com._ (_drily_). Seems to have been very final indeed! Was there
anything on the face of the notice to distinguish it from an ordinary unstamped circular? _Shareh._ No, I believe not. But, then, possibly, the account had been submitted to him before. _The Com._ How do you know? Speaking from my own experience, a demand-note is generally left at the house when the master is away, and the Collector does not take the slightest trouble to _collect_ the money. He leaves it to chance whether the money is _sent_ or not. Surely _you_ must know that in your character of a householder? _Shareh._ Well, yes; I fancy that the collector does sometimes act in a very perfunctory manner. _The Com._ And that servants frequently are unable to distinguish between the open circular of a Gas Company asking for the settlement of an account, and the open circular of a touting coal merchant asking for custom? And when this happens, both find a home in the dust-hole. Is not that so? _Shareh._ Well, yes--very likely--but the law is-- _The Com._ (_sternly_). The Law and its name should not be lightly taken in vain. I have seen on a Gas Company's circular the terrors of a statute invoked to secure prompt payment of a few shillings! After all, the Gas Companies (albeit monopolists) are merely traders, and the Public are the customers. If a butcher, a baker, or a candle-stick maker invariably attempted to secure immediate payment by reference |
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