Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, July 26, 1890 by Various
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_Mrs. M._ Nearly twelve, and JACK not in yet--on this of all days,
too! VIOLA, you will be weak, _culpably_ weak, if you don't speak to him, very seriously, when he _does_ come in. _Mrs. R._ (_ruefully_). I _can't_, Mother. We're not on speaking terms just now, you know. _Mrs. M._ Then I _shall_. Fortunately, _I_ am on speaking terms with him--as he will find out! (_A ring._) There he is, at last! Go, my poor darling, leave me to bring him to a sense of his disgraceful conduct. (_Mrs. R. retires by the back drawing-room._) How shall I begin? Ah, poor JOHN'S phonograph! How lucky _I_ remembered it! (_Selecting a cylinder._) There, if _anything_ can pierce his hard heart, _that_ will! [_Winds up machine, which breaks into a merry marriage peal as JACK enters in evening dress._ _Jack_ (_sullenly_). Now just look here, VIOLA--(_recognising Mrs. M._) Hullo, the Mum! _Mrs. M._ (_raising her voice above the clamour_). Mum no longer, Sir. Do you hear those bells? _Jack_. _Do I hear those bells?_ Am I deaf? The whole Parish can hear them, I should think! _Mrs. M._ I don't care if they do. I want to touch your conscience, if I can, and I still hope--bad as you are--that when the voices of those bells--so long silent--rung in anticipation of such a very different |
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