Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 7, 1914 by Various
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time for weeks he slept soundly and peacefully.
Next day his valet brought him with his morning beverage a piece of flat rock. On it was carved a simple human thigh-bone. He uttered a loud cry. She had rejected him. The parcel-post, an hour later, brought him his own ideograph, returned without a word. Ug's greatest friend in the tribe was Jug, son of Mug, a youth of extraordinary tact and intelligence. To him Ug took his trouble. Jug heard his story, and asked to see exactly what he had ideographed. "You must have expressed yourself badly," he said. "On the contrary," replied Ug, with some pique, "my proposal was brief, but it was a model of what that sort of proposal should be. Here it is. Read it for yourself." Jug read it. Then he looked at his friend, concerned. "But, my dear old man, what on earth did you mean by saying she has red hair and that you hate the sight of her?" "What do you mean?" "Why, this ichthyosaurus." "That's not an ichthyosaurus. It's a brontosaurus." "It's not a bit like a brontosaurns. And it _is_ rather like an |
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